The Top Ten Lessons Learned From Gundam Wing



10. Doctors are freaky.
9. Murder is NOT a crime. Murderers are NEVER
arrested or convicted, are forgiven easily, and take high positions
in the government.
8. Fifteen year-olds can become queen of the world, and win the hearts
of everyone with one corny speach.
7. If you do whatever your love wants, chances are you'll get arrested.
6. Middle Eastern warriors are invincible.
5. If you hit your head on the wall, you are never heard from again.
4. Prisoners should be trusted and allowed to test pilot powerfull mobile suits.
Even ones they already tried to kill you with.
3. The key to victory is quality, yet crappy mobile suits are maufactored
in hundreds.
2. If trained well enough, young boys may get shot and jump off buildings
withought getting hurt.
1. Women should get crappy mobile suits.